We have no news since we have only just started in business - but we do have a joke . . . .

A man sees that there is a talking dog for sale and goes along to see the seller.

"He's in there" says the seller and the man goes into the living room where he sees a dog stretched out on the carpet. "Hello" says the dog.

"Blimey" say the man, totally amazed, "you really can talk".

"Yes" says the dog "and not just in English, I do French, Spanish and Italian plus conversational Arabic and a bit of Russian".

"I can write too - I've done a novel, a couple of film scripts and won an Oscar".

"I've also played a bit of football, taken up the violin and recently spent some time on bomb disposal duties in Afghanistan".

At this moment the seller comes into the room and the man says "your dog is amazing, I don't understand why you want to sell him".

"Because" says the seller "he's such a bloody liar".